Johnny Utah
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So if you're like any of the dudes in jail I talk with online, you're probably wondering what I'm like in real life. Well, wonder no longer my little wonderwall. I'm a 7'6" Asian man with dark hair. I play basketball for the Houston Rockets and my real name is Yao Ming! "Can I write Check?"

Things I like…..brought to you by the Letter G

Girls, golf, gambling, goats that faint (youtube “fainting goats” its great) google, and of course great big bottles of beer.

I never really know what to write on these things. I want to describe myself but really how do I do that? Such a task. Its like, how does one describe a rainbow or a setting sun? Honestly, its not easy bro! It’s right up there with trying to tell your parents that after months and months of searching you finally got a job!………..but that the job is part time and is at Hooters. Ok, ok, maybe the worst analogy ever but on a side note, I've had that conversation before…trust me it sucks. Lets just say I’ll never hoola hoop for money again……………………………………….. I don’t mean that.

Anyways I guess if you want to know about me then listen to my show! If you cant do that then I suggest watching season 4 of the Golden Girls. Everything about my personality screams Blanch! Silver fox mmmmm delish!

Just remember buzz nuts...there is a 75 year old woman living inside each of us……..and by “each of us” I mean me…….and by “inside” I mean basement HI-0!

stalk me at: twitter.com/Dj_utah
stalk me more at: djjohnnyutah.net

 

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